Big News: Patch promoted to " Twelfth Best Damn Rock and Roll Band in the World"!

For years Patch has billed itself as 'The fourteenth best damn rock and roll band in the world.' We are proud to announce that with the release of our new album, " The Fairest Wind of All", Patch has launched itself into the stratosphere of excellence known as " The Top Twelve", shooting past both Air Supply and GWAR. (Extra points for knowing what else Air Supply and GWAR have in common.) Patch would like to humbly thank whatever mysterious decision making body is behind these completely authoritative rankings.

The twelfth best damn rock and roll band in the world, Patch, welcomes you to the twentythird (no change there) best damn web page on the 'net!

New Patch Release for '07: The Fairest Wind of All 

Click here to hear clips from the new album.

From left to right: "Lightening" Rod Switzer, John "Action" Maxson, and Jonathan "I don't know, let's just call it" Patch

News Flash: Patch currently holding auditions for castrato!

Ever looking to expand our sonic pallette, Patch is now looking for qualified castrati to audition for a slot in the band. Whether you've been singing castrati for years, or are simply considering a lifestyle change, we'd like to hear from you.

 Band Biography

Read the inspirational story of how a few guys got together to play guitars and stuff.

   Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you never wanted to know about matters only tangentially related to the twelfth best damn band in the world.

Lyrics

So you couldn't quite understand my highly precise enunciation the other night? Here's the lyrics of our current set list.

 Music Samples

Check here for music in both RealAudio and MP3 formats.

Feedback:

Drop us a line at patch@indra.com.