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Oh well I want to be a Saint
that's right, a Saint
Think of all the folks I'd save
Resurrect them from the grave
And God would look down to me and wave
If I Was A Saint
Think of all the things I'd know
I could have my own TV show
And be photographed everywhere I'd go
If I Was A Saint
I'd be asked about the prophecies
At all the best cocktail parties
I could exorcise my puppy's fleas
If I Was A Saint
Oh the Saint's life is the one for me
Go into a church and get your meals free
My Mom and Dad would be so proud
If I were to live atop a cloud
And preach down to the marvelling crowd
If I Was A Saint
It would look so good on my resume
I wonder what my friends would say
I wonder how much I'd have to pay
To become a Saint
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